Dawood Ibrahim delivers his retirement speech......!!!!!!!! On Saturday (26/12/2015) the D company owner Dawood ibrahim turned 60 and delivered his retirement speech. Here’s the alleged draft of the resignation speech: Dear thugs, hoodlums, crooks, shady generals, politicos and Arab princes, Thank you for coming to my birthday bash and for your wonderful gifts. I am touched by the diamonds and Kalashnikovs and rocket launchers. I hope you had a good time, especially when I blew up my birthday cake shaped like the Bombay Stock Exchange. That brought back wonderful memories. But every Don has his day. I turn 60 today. You all know how passionately I loved my work. Nothing delighted me more than dreaming up an extortion racket, masterminding a kidnapping, devising a strategy for smuggling drugs. Unfortunately, with age, the passion has dimmed. Kidnapping has become a chore, murder a bore, drugs a snore. I’ve tried yoga and tai chi and meditation and spas and it’s not wo...
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